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You're Over 30. Buy Some Tums.

Tums Antacid Chewable Tablets 60-count (Smoothies Berry Fusion) | $4 | Amazon

Remember when you could eat dozens of hot wings, drink beer all night, make out with a stranger, go to sleep, then wake up at 6 a.m. to go running? Well, those days are over. You’re over 30 now, your candidate just dropped out, and you should just lean into sadness—and buy some Tums.

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Tums are great. They may not help with heartbreak, but they’ll work just fine for heartburn. Luckily for you, this 60-count pack will cost you just $4.

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