Mueller Onion Chopper | $19 | Amazon | Clip the 5% coupon
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Chopping onions is one of the most common kitchen tasks out there, and Mueller’s onion chopper makes it faster and easier every single time. It normally costs $23, but it’s currently marked down to $19 after clipping the 5% coupon.

Unlike a certain other Mueller, it will even go beyond its original purview to slice cheeses and other vegetables. This joke speaks for itself, I chose the words carefully, and I won’t take any further questions.