Still with us? Okay. This Breville Barista Touch has a freakin’ touchscreen to help you select your favorite drink and walk you through any necessary prep work. It’s basically a coffee shop that lives on your counter, and it costs $940, which is actually an all-time low.
A built-in grinder grinds the necessary amount of coffee with the appropriate coarseness on-demand for whatever you want to make, and an auto-steam wand lets you adjust your milk temperature and froth it into Instagram-ready foam. It’s ridiculous and extravagant and expensive and, yes, awesome.