Tear those Amazon boxes a new one with these discounted Kershaw pocket knives. You may wonder why a harmless, city dude like myself would carry around a knife. Well, lemme tell you, it comes in handy a lot more than you think.
Wanna evenly divide a bagel? BAM. KNIFE.
Want to properly schmear a bagel? Put your stupid, wasteful plastic knife away. BAM. EVERY DAY CARRY KNIFE.
... I guess all of my knife uses are food/bagel based. But that’s just the sign of a good life.
And a good life is what we all want, yeah? So get a freakin’ knife. It really impressed the girl I went on a bagel date with the other week. Not because it was dangerous, but because I know how many plastic knives I’ve saved by carrying one around (24).
(I also showed her my to-go Tupperware.)
Oh yeah, the knives. Well these knives are great, discounted and come in many different colors. But these discounts will only last until the end of day, so act fast.