Sure, subscription boxes are cool. But you know what’s cooler? A subscription box filled with stuff that can trick your cat into liking* you. Inside the KitNipBox, you’ll find toys, treats and other goodies for your feline friend. For $10, this is a straight-up bargain, and a wonderful investment in relationship** with your cat.
If you opt to keep going with the subscription, it’ll cost you $20 for every shipped box. There’s, of course, nothing stopping you from cancelling after the first one.
*Your cat will never like you.
**It’s not a wonderful investment, your cat is a jerk and doesn’t know gratitude.