Barbie DreamHouse and Fashionista Dolls | $169 | Walmart
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To be a child is to wish for the massive, ridiculous Barbie DreamHouse, with its dangerous outdoor slide to a second-floor pool and much other questionable use of space. The price for the house alone has been hovering around $179 all season, but for some reason Walmart decided to drop it to $169 and throw in a choice of two free Barbie Fashionista dolls.

The house already featured a working elevator, lights and sounds, and rooms full of transforming furniture. I guess someone just decided that it would be cruel to leave the included puppy alone, with no humans to take care of it.