Resident Evil Village (Xbox) | $50 | Amazon
It’s finally time: you can get stepped on by the tall vampire lady. While my peers have advised readers to not be killed by Lady Dimitrescu, I’m here to say that it’s actually cool and good to be crushed to death by a tall vampire. Forget the haters! Get trampled upon, comrades! If you just can’t wait for that moment, you can can buy the Xbox version of Resident Evil Village for $50. Now prepare to perish under Lady D’s 17.3 inch shoes.
This story was originally published by Giovanni Colantonio on 04/30/2021 and updated with new information on 05/13/2021.