Ray-Ban sale | Woot
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This is all you need to know about this Ray-Ban sale from Woot:

We’re not “technically” “scientists” but we can tell you with “absolute certainty” that these glasses will make you the “coolest” person around. They possess “great powers” and will work with any shape “face” for “maximum cool points”. Now, this might not make “logical” “sense”, but you should still “give us your money” because these sunglasses are “cool”.