Ozark Trail 12' x 10' All-Season Outfitter Wall Tent | $269 | Walmart
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You aren’t going to carry this massive, steel frame tent into the backcountry on a backpack, but it’d be pure luxury for an extended camping trip that you drive to, or a tailgate, or even in your backyard while the weather’s nice. It’s tall enough to walk around inside, and one reviewer even says they installed a wood stove. It’s basically one of those tents from the Quidditch World Cup, except it’s real, and only $269 today.

(Bed, linens, nightstands, flower vases, lighting, seating, and ornamental rugs not included)