25 Pound Box of Mini Air Heads | $43 | Amazon | Clip the 25% coupon
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What’s better than five pounds of gummy bears?

<Pulls chain hanging from ceiling, releasing a tidal wave of candies from a hidden compartment above you>

25 pounds of miniature Air Heads!

<Maniacal laughter>

The box is 25% off when you clip the on-page coupon, so go give every kid in your neighborhood diabetes this Halloween.