Please read to the tune of the 2019 Oscar winner for Best Original Song, “Shallow”:
Tell me somethin’ boy / Aren’t you tired tryna fill that void left by A Star Is Born? / Or do you need more? / Is there something else you’re searchin’ for?
Well, prices on the A Star Is Born soundtrack on MP3 are falling to $3 / And in the good times, you’ll feel yourself longing for Ally and Jackson Maine / And in the bad times, I fear this deal won’t last long.
I’m off the deep end / Watch as you buy it / You’ll never delete this sound(track MP3) / There’s so many verses / So just make this purchase / I’m done re-writing “Shallow” now.