Update 2: Back in stock!

Update: Sold out, because we can’t have anything nice.

Just look how happy they are! I want to get on this thing and float to Bermuda.

You’re probably saying, “but Shep, I have an economy brand floating flamingo in my garage. Why do I need a Floatmingo?”

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Stop talking. Your economy brand floating flamingo is dog shit compared to this. No cupholders, no “teathering gromits,” and nebulous weight capacity? Take that crap to Goodwill and lock in this deal.


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