I get it; Valentineā€™s Day was invented by corporations to profit off of love and the whole thing is contrived and the restaurant crowds are terrible and how can we be talking about Valentineā€™s Day while the country is ripping apart at the seams? I know, Iā€™m with you.

But that being said, you still probably have to buy chocolate, and Amazon will deliver several options to your door for 10% off (discount shown at checkout).