Anker Eufy MiracleBlend D1 | $110 | Amazon | Promo code 0516EUFY
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Anker’s newest product is...

<Pulls a random ping pong ball out of the bingo hopper>

A blender. How about that?

Its 1200W engine is no joke, it has a bunch of different modes (including one for cleaning), and is $20 off today when you use promo code 0516EUFY. Now if only they’d get around to making that electric car.