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Oh I say I wear my (William Painter) sunglasses at night
I wear my sunglasses at night
(or during the day, when it’s bright out)
I wear my sunglasses at night (the one with a bottle opener)
I say it to you now (a bunch are under $100, right now)
I wear my (titanium, scratch-resistant) sunglasses at night
I wear my sunglasses at night
(sometimes, I carry my multi-purpose pocket tool, too)


I wear my sunglasses at night (they came with a 100% lifetime money back guarantee)
I cry to you (if you miss this deal, since it’s only around until the end of the day.)